I did it. 7 Full days without Facebook. I have a delicious steak dinner and a back scratch coming my way.
Although I do like to joke about my facebook usage I never realised just how much I am actually on facebook until I couldn't go on it anymore. My fingers continually tried to thwart my efforts by typing in facebook without my express consent however I was luckily able to stop them before they logged me in.
My one and only weakness was targeted too with promises of boob shots in my inbox when I logged in. These turned out to be false and hurtful lies. There have been many things done in my life in the aid of and promise to see boobs however I again resisted the urge and finished victorious.
So what did I learn in my time sans facebook?
- Status updates only work as status updates. Walking around telling people random thoughts or song lyrics will get you looked at strangely
- Stalking is fine in facebook but will get you arrested in real life
- I am completely addicted to facebook
- It's alot easier to make friends on facebook than in real life
- It's a lot easier to de-friend someone on facebook than real life
- Without facebook my phone bill skyrockets
- I could live without facebook but not without porn
- Facebook takes up the vast majority of my working day
- I facebook therefore I am
- I will do anything for a steak and a backscratch
- Work is nowhere near as busy as I thought it was when using facebook
- I am not alone in my addiction
- People really don't care whether I'm on facebook or not
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